Food
I wrote this big long thing on Instagram and then I lost it all because I’m trying to stay off Instagram and I am going in through web on my phone and it’s mad at me so it said couldn't upload all my jibber jabber about food.
I hate cooking.
But I like delicious food.
Y’all food bloggers ruined it with your 780 page blog pieces on chocolate chip cookies. I don’t need to know why you source your chocolate from Pensacola county LLC.
I also cannot stand the Hello Fresh commercial. Yeah you know the one. The lady is talking in a sultry voice like she's trying to seduce you into buying Hello Fresh. All her voice does is annoy me because she sits on a kitchen stool of lies .
Has she ever worked in a kitchen? I have. I spent my teens and most of my 20s dealing with temperamental chefs. They are angry and mean and need to work out their issues, preferably before the dinner rush. Has she ever had a slab of meat tossed at her head? Me thinks not.
Hello , Hello Fresh. The least you could do is make the commercial more accurate. Make the kitchen messy. Have the teenager text from upstairs and ask what’s for dinner and then you tell them and then they say “I’m not hungry, but make me a grilled cheese and hey while you're at it can you make fries?”
Show the crazed spoiled dog trying to jump up and bark at the meat snacks.
Show you’re other teen dumping food into his face as you throw your entire life into some meal that would have gone bad because you forgot about the Hello Fresh order .
Show the mom smelling the raw chicken - because we don’t need food poisoning and she couldn’t read the expiry date and didn’t want to tell budget manhusband that the 60 dollar Hello Fresh meal is one day past expiry - because we just “had to try it.”
Ok so here is how I made What’s in the picture
Arugula. Love it. Still hate kale.
Chicken and apple sausage.Aidells.
Sweet potatoes. Peel and cut. (Off vine buds - hey if you plant the vine buds in soil - it will grow - fast)
Warm honey, salt, pepper , a tiny bit of water, lots of olive oil, cinnamon . Coat sweet potatoes. Cook on 400 for 20 - 25 minutes in cookies sheet. More if you like crispier but sweet potatoes burn fast and easy and my oven is psychotic.
Peace. And Potatoes .
